Well I finally braved the costume stores and started looking for this year’s outfit. I’m not really into making costumes out of bags and cardboard and all the other creative stuff people think of. I usually just buy something sexy and unoriginal from the costume store. I sorted through all the usual suspects, sexy nurse, sexy teacher, sexy fairy and THEN I saw it, the BLUE GAGA COSTUME!
I went to the fitting room to give ‘er a try and, well it looks just like the picture except my boobs and ass are much bigger than Gaga’s. Not only was it not as flattering as I had hoped, but Liza’s jaw dropped and she started texting pictures to Mike. This costume never had a chance. I still want to be this wild woman anyhow, so I decided I would “make” it myself.
I got the black hooded leotard costume from the store but it just didn’t seem outrageous enough for me. So I went to Joann’s and grabbed some glitter to spice it up! My alterations so far include fur padded shoulders and pink/disco diamonds. As you can see it’s far from perfect or finished but here’s what’s cookin so far:
What do you think? Tiny huh? I definitely hit the gym, went tanning, and had a salad for lunch. Even if my miracle 2-week diet doesn’t work perfectly this costume will make a statement 🙂